The following is a mere glance into my mind and the things I think are funny in the slightest. You have my permission to dislike it, but I still find it humorous.
The "M" means Man, because the name of the other participant in this nonsense begins with a "J" as well and that would just get confusing .
The "J" means Jennifer, because that is my name. It's quite basic.
The conversation you are about to view took place Tuesday, September 21st, 2010 between the hours of 11:45 am and 1:00 pm all by the means of texting.
M – Can we please speak in song? Starting after this message?M – Let’s get it started.J – I want you to know when you hold my hand, you hold my heart.J – I am in misery! There ain’t nobody who can comfort me! Why won’t you answer me?? The silence is slowly killing me!M – I am lost for words, so lost in love …J – Hit me, baby! One more time!M – Do you feel like a man, when you push her around, do you feel better now as she falls to the ground (I don’t like this domestic violence theme)J – I’m stronger than yesterday! Love ain’t nothing but a mile away. My loneliness ain’t killing me no more.M – You drive me crazy, I just can’t sleep.J – It’s hard to say I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep because my dreams are bursting at the seams.M – These dreams, go on when I close my eyes.J – Shut your eyes and sing to me …M – Killing me softly, with his song …J – If I get murdered in the city, don’t go revenging in my name …M – Don’t go breaking my heart …J – I won’t go breaking your heart!M – I will survive! I will surviiiive …J – I should have changed that stupid lock …M – Hey there Delilah don’t you worry about the distance, I’m right there if you get lonely give this song another listen close your eyes, I’m by your side.J – It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark!M – Private eyes, are watching you, they see your every move.J – I am beautiful in every single way. Words can’t bring me down.M – Hey good lookin, whatcha got cookinJ – You’re so vain …M – I’m too sexy for my shirt …J – I think we’re alone now. The beating of our hearts is the only sound.M – Stop, children what’s that sound, everybody look what’s going down.J – You spin my head right ‘round, right ‘round …M – We’re going down, down in an earlier round …J – And sugar we’re going down swinging …M – It’s getting hot in here …J – The roof is on fire!M – Wearing next to nothing cuz it’s hot as an oven!J – Nothing can separate …M – I will always love you!J – Well I’m not paralyzed but I seem to be struck by you … I want to make you move …M – Dare you to move …J – Dare you to run …M – Slow dancing in a burning roomJ – I tried to be chill but you’re so hot that I melted …M – Wait! I take that back! “If I lay here, if I just lay here”J – Lay in open fields with me and just stare at the diamonds of the night …M – When I look at the stars, I find myself.J – I look into your eyes and I find love …M – When you look me in the eyes, I catch a glimpse of Heaven.J – I can’t wait to join the angels and sing my heaven song …M – Ok, I’m out of quotes. Game over. Well played my friend.J – Good, I need to shower. Perfect timing!
**Disclaimer:**
This post really serves no purpose other than to fulfill my desire for amusement.
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